April 5, 2000 / 682 reads
"It's simple... Do the record, do the tour and sign on the dotted fuckin' line!" Poison members stated to a slightly uncomfortable C.C. DeVille.
C.C. happily agreed. "Those Poison guys really are Good Fella's. See ya on tour this summer!" C.C. stated between hacking on gobs of duct tape.
"If there's one thing a New Yorker understands, it's directness." Quoted Bret Michaels.
"Oh, by the way, pay no attention to the duct tape, car trunk, rope and gun. It just makes for a more convincing atmosphere." Rikki Rockett piped in.
